OH MY GOD, LOVE!!! You’re going to make me cry!
Why are you so amazingly perfect and sweet?
I will always love you.
I will never forget you.
I know you all, and will awhile uphold
The unyoked humor of your idleness.
Yet herein will I imitate the sun,
Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
To smother up his beauty from the world,
That, when he please again to be himself,
Being wanted, he may be more wondered at
By breaking through the foul and ugly mist
Of vapors that did seem to strangle him
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work,
But when they seldom come, they wished for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
So when this loose behavior I throw off
And pay the debt I never promisèd,
By how much better than my word I am,
By so much shall I falsify men’s hopes;
And, like bright metal on a sullen ground,
My reformation, glitt’ring o’er my fault,
Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
I’ll so offend to make offense a skill,
Redeeming time when men think least I will
A trailer for Thor if it had been told from Loki’s point of view.
Warning: May cause intense feels
ALL THE FEELS.
WHAT. I. I CAN’T!
So for once in my life,
Let me get what i want
People might just need a little old-fashioned.